it's not allowed such a pleasure while riding.
Let's compile a list of what men in different states or parts of the world, would react to such a magic motorcycle seat:
If it was a Texas man, he would have bragged about it and taken the bike with that seat to every singles bar in town.
An Indian man, would have built a shrine around it and started worshiping it and calling it a gift from Krishna.
A South Korean, would have taken it apart just to see how it works, so he can start manufacturing it. (this used to be for the Japanese, but they aren't that eager anymore.)
An Australian, would mount the seat to the hood of his old, beat up, land rover and tell tall tales about its mythical powers at every pub he passes through.
When Rupert Murdoch heard of this, be bought Corbin seat company for 20 billion dollars (actual value 100 mil) and ordered 500 seats for himself.
The Pope would immediately ban the seat and call it possessed by the devil and call his priests to rid it of evil. But all the cardinals will start bidding for it on eBay, cause they know better to let such a magic seat go to waste.
The government of Iran, would say this seat doesn't prove that they are building a nuclear bomb, they have no plans to ever build a bomb and in fact the nuke sites visible on satellite images are made only of paper mache.
North Koreans will say, of course this seat causes long term erection, the potent spirit of their dear, recently departed leader has possessed it.
Russian, will say, erection from a seat. Bah! we got vodka! Don't bother us.
In next year's Carnival in Rio, a large section of the parade will be dressed as a motorcycle seat.
The German will say, it must the engine harmonics of the motorcycle, at 5670 RPM, on a smooth roadway, such as an autobahn, at 5:16 and 30 seconds in the afternoon, when the pavement is not at its most hot, mixed with the median age of the rider which is 52.65 years old and the precise angle of 19.6 degrees of the hand on the throttle that's causing this.
The French, will give the seat a finger and say: "f*ck you! you think you're so smart." And go about their business as usual.
The Italians, will say, a seat that gives an erection? My pants do that all the time, we don't need a seat.
The Mexicans will say, seats? seats? we don't need no stinking seats.
The UK man, would have kept the secret only to himself and never wiped the grin off his face.
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