Too good not to pass on.

[caratz]

I got this one from a good friend. Since we all need a laugh, I thought I'd pass it on.

Morning Sex


She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,'

and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked,

'What was that all about?'

She explained . . .

'The egg timer is broken'

[Bernardo]

Very Good!!

Female Joke!

[Eka]

So was the egs perfect?

I have tried couple times boil egs as like those half soft. After one hour boiling those are still rock solid. How long i suppose to boil those?

[Bernardo]

Just 1 min. after you pickup her T shirt !!!

[Bernardo]

Eka:

In english: http://www.ehow.com/how_1163_boil-egg.html

In spanish (I like that!) Rezar un padrenuestro a partir que el agua comienza a hervir..

Enjoy the egg

[Eka]

Thanks for your effort.
Actually i don't need t-shirts to boil eggs.