I got this one from a good friend. Since we all need a laugh, I thought I'd pass it on.
She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained . . .
'The egg timer is broken'
Antwerp - Belgium
2012 Ducati Multistrada S Touring "El Bombo, the Bumblebee"
1994 R 1100 RS "Lady Maggy"